| UPDATED APRIL 22 2008 |
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| Date |
Contestant |
Lie |
Implausiblity Score (A) |
Originality Score (B) |
Total A+B |
Running Total |
| 23/04/08 |
Rough Janet McCommon |
An absolute blinder from the somewhat retarded Rough Janet - she has announced that she has won the UK Lotto lottery to the tune of 100K… This ridiculous lie was compounded by her producing a fake letter from Camelot, on which the letterhead is clearly a photocopy of a lottery ticket blown up a bit. As it happens, the town is well aware that her planet-sized pig-like husband Spherical Keith has inherited a few thousand from his dead mother, and Rough Janet has been going around flashing his wad. It seems now that she is trying to convince people that she has her own money. A trojan effort, but too silly to be believable. |
10 |
6 |
4 |
16 |
| 22/04/08 |
Greasy Ron McTeeth |
Bit of a feeble effort from Greasy Ron today when he told some customers that he was "Keeper of the Queen's Stamps" before retiring to Benidorm on his half million a year pension. Unfortunately for Greasy, he has used this one in previous years and it is so old that it now smells like Shivering David's socks. |
4 |
0 |
4 |
24 |
| 21/04/08 |
Big Marlene McTruth |
Came up with a superb story about when she arrived in England for her recent trip, the staff at the airport in Bournemouth remembered her, and gave her a VIP goodie-bag with bubbly, finest cheeses and a gold watch. She then went on to say that before she was collected by 'her limo' she gave all this stuff to a local charity representitive who was at the airport at the time. |
10 |
20 |
30 |
39 |
| 08/04/08 |
Spherical Keith McInheritance-Arrogance |
Came out with one about how he was born into some Norman family related to Richard Cœur de Leone… then changed his lie mid-flow to state that he was in fact decended from the Carolingian King of the Franks, Pepin the Short. Spherical Keith is in fact an ex pub landlord from Nottingham who had retired on the grounds of ill-health because he is ridiculously fat. |
10 |
10 |
20 |
20 |
| 07/04/08 |
Twobeer Geoff McPigeon |
…and that he would never leave Spain without her! |
10 |
4 |
14 |
23 |
| 07/04/08 |
Twobeer Geoff McPigeon |
Said that he loved Andrea McStagger-Slurr… |
6 |
3 |
9 |
9 |
| 05/04/08 |
Greasy Ron McTeeth |
Told people in the bar that he was sad that Marl was away for a week because he would miss her… |
10 |
10 |
20 |
20 |
| 05/04/08 |
Big Marlene McTruth |
On going off to the airport to fly to the UK, Marl played her favourite old chesnut - saying to anyone who was vaguely interested that she was being driven there by her personal driver "Julie". In fact she got the bus, with Shivering David carrying her bags. |
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