THE TAD -Benidorm's Smallest Bar

 

 
     
As part of our ongoing 175th anniversary celebrations, we have been hosting Benidorm's annual competition to find the biggest liar in the town. Benidorm has gained notoriety as Europe's least truthful place to live and work, and, as The Tad has unofficially become known as the town's most notorious den of untruth, gossip and character-assasination, it seemed right that we hosted this year's event. As soon as the competition starts, we will publish the lies and the scores. At the end of the competition, we will announce the winner, and (maybe) broadcast the award ceremony, where the victor will tell a huge lie then jump into the sea...
SCORES...LATEST

This year's entrants are, in no particular order:

-Big Marlene McTruth
-Greasy Ron McTeeth
-Shivering David McVictim
-Twobeer Geoff McPigeon
-Spherical Keith McInheritance-Arrogance
-Rough Janet McCommon
-Andrea McStagger-Slurr
-Pigtail Bob McLondon-Tuatt
-Slippery Russell McGirl
-Somewhat Unwell Janice McEighties-Black
(by proxy, from her secure ward in the UK)