Hello and an Important Question

Er....hi..... I've just set this thingy up and I'm a bit worried that my missus Marl will find out. She's really private and doesn't like me talking to strangers and she never spreads stories. I didn't mean to set up a blog. I was trying to find a site online about traditional dutch shoes. Somehow, and I really don't know how, nine hours later I have a BLOG.

I can't wear just one blog on my feet, so I've decided to keep it for a bit and talk to it. I can use it to tell you how my life is going in the bar. Whilst I'm waiting for Marl to go to get up (she always has a nap between mid-day and 7pm) I'm going to pose a question that's been bugging me for a bit now - maybe someone can give me an answer -

the question first arose when my good mate Peter Murphy of Bauhaus once said that The Little Foxes Are Safe And Sound - They Are Not Dead - They've Gone To Ground.

When my other pal David Attenborough heard this he freaked, and roundly declared that tigers are more better than foxes all round and that Pete should SHUT UP.

Now then - I’ve got 4 cats. Both are betterer than foxes and tigers. And safer. My question is - are cats more edible and tasty than foxes and tigers? I am feeling peckish now the beer's wearing off and I really need to know...