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Here is Frank - Builder of walls and digger of holes...particularly for himself when his awful jokes go dangerously wrong...When we see his truck go past, we bolt the doors, but he's now using the back-road, and so manages to get into The Tad before we can stop him. Despite the face, Frank is a champion ballroom dancer, and ice-dance expert. His balance is well tested after a few ciders in the bar, but we've never seen him fall over. His ambition for 2005 is to get work as a drag-act - his Shirley Bassey is legendary...